Sunday, March 15, 2009

People's thought processes often surprise me.
For instance, the person who invented the escalator...
"Stairs are good, but you know what, it would be great if they moved."
However, the person who invented the moving walkway is a thief....
"Man, I love escalators, but sometimes I just want to stay on the same floor."
That's laziness that I can truly appreciate. Speaking of laziness, I spelled two words wrong in that last sentence (and so far one in this sentence... grrr make that two) and luckily the ultimate lazy man's crutch has saved me. Spell check, how do I love thee?

What happens when everything has been invented?